Stupid Email #2

"Hello. Do you believe in life after love? Sorry, it was the first thing that came to mind. The other thing that comes to mind is chocolate chip cookies. You say you can cook. I've got a full glass of milk over here and no cookies. It is absolutely killing me. Ask yourself; what can you do for me about this predicament?"

This particular idiodic email was recieved at 2am on a Fri night.

Lesson Learned: Beware of late night losers. Replace milk with tequila and that sounds about right. This guy doesn't need a girlfriend, he needs a sponser!