10) Make Glamour shots appt. 2010 profile pics are so out!
9) Post New Years Eve party pic. How else do you utilize that golden beer bong shot?
8) Meet soul mate online. Go on date with soul mate, reject soul mate and do it all over again.
7) Get married-Girl. Get laid-Guy
6) Start exercising…your eyes! How else are you able to wink all day everyday?
5) Email 100 people. Hey, statistically you should get at least one response, right???
4) Change profile from: smoking habits-occasionally to no way, body type-curvy to athletic and toned and drinking habits-frequently to socially.
3) Vow to respond to a douchy email and put that loser in it’s place. It’s super not cool to scare people by sending psychotic emails.
2) Don’t renew your subscription. 6 months of online dating is 5 months to much. A very enlightening experience but one can only drink, wink, and think so much before it’s time to reenter the real world.
1) Start a blog and rip on online dating. Very therapeutic and a hell of a lot cheaper then that psychiatrist you’ve been thinking about seeing. (I love you DatesRUs!)
Lesson learned: My subscription may almost be over, but I have a feeling there’s more to come…
