Remember late night cookie monster? Heeeeee's back! Read on for email #2. I let the 1st dumbass email slide, but I just couldn't resist responding to his futile 2nd attempt! Heres the convo word for word:
he said December 04
Hello. Do you believe in life after love? Sorry, it was the first thing that came to mind. The other thing that comes to mind is chocolate chip cookies. You say you can cook. I've got a full glass of milk over here and no cookies. It is absolutely killing me. Ask yourself; what can you do for me about this predicament?
he said 10 hours ago
I noticed that you like ugly cute dogs. Do you like ugly cute men? I've never given it much thought, but people really do like pugs. Maybe if I got plastic surgery I could get a pug nose. Would you be more into me if I did that. Maybe I could do it myself. Full of ideas tonight.
you said Just Now
RE: Subject
My liking of ugly cute things stops at dogs, although at times, the words dogs and men can be somewhat interchangeable I suppose. I’m also not a huge fan of self-inflicted surgery, prob better to leave that to the professionals, wouldn’t you say? Speaking of professionals, with your tendency towards self mutilation-you might want to go see one. Take care of yourself, Mr. Beaverton!
Lesson learned: Wack jobs need not apply-especially those who mention surgery, knives, mutilation etc...
P.S- Date #4 this afternoon, keep you posted, hopefully this one can keep his wacko thoughts in check! If not, at least it makes for good reading : )
I bet his last name is Bundy.
ReplyDeleteWhat a freakazoid. Don't contact this weirdo anymore. He probably likes that you are mulling over his psychotic emails.
I think it's kind of charming that he is willing to change his facial features just to please you. I'd like to suggest that you tell him to go ahead with the plastic surgery. I'm sure that Al Bundy would have looked a lot better with a pug nose. Doesn't mean you should date him, though.
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