I officially canceled my dating website account. So take that DatingRUs, you have failed me! The account ends in Jan so I feel as though I have exactly 2 months to use the website for some social experimentation. This list I have complied a top 10 list of is how I plan on further researching the fabulous world of online dating…
Top 10 ways to turn a dating website into your own personal research study:
10) Profile pic Mon: Turtleneck, no make-up and big smile. Profile pic Wed: Low cut blouse, sultry eye shadow and coy head tilt. Fri: Count wink differences.
9) Use the headline: “Single girl ready to have fun” and then change to: "looking for the one” Count emails received for each.
8) Change your profile pic to the hottest girl you can find, email any quy who blew you off stating you would like to meet for drinks. Blow them off.
7) Email at least one guy who under normal circumstances you might not have been interested in. (Hey, you never know-Mr. I’m not your type could turn into Mr. Now your typeless.)
6) Put please don’t wink me in profile. See if guys wink.
5) Add I will only date guys who make above $100,000 to profile. She if you get ANY emails.
4) Have 10 pictures on profile, all of cats. Email 20 guys. See if any reply.
3) Pick the hottest guy on the website and wink furiously. See how long before he files an internet restraining order.
2) Note interests as being, Witch Craft, Restraints and Watching Dexter. Any replies?
And the number one way to use a dating website for your own personal research:
1) Profile pic for everyday of the week: Monday: Me and Ex. Tues: Me sporting a thumbs up sign. Wed: Me and Jose (That’s Quervo-not another Ex!) Thurs: Cell phone pic taken by me in the mirror. Finally Fri: Me and beer bong with ex, self taken photo, flipping the bird. Tally up guys interested in each pic. Email them back and inform them they’re super douchee and make John Goseling look like Brad Pitt.
Lesson learned: When all else fails, it’s perfectly fine to use online dating a form of social experimentation. Note to Letterman: It’s all yours!
Already mailed this off to the Letterman producer :) Haha, hilarious. I think you should do ALL of them. Seriously, it would be the best ever and give you a whole new realm of blogging opportunities. Maybe I'm just sick and sadistic or just want to see the creepy winkers put in their place.
ReplyDeleteOooohhhh! I think this sounds like so much fun--I can hardly wait for the hilarity to begin! I have one more idea to add to your twisted list: Use this photo (see link below) as your profile pic, say you are only interested in men under 30, and apologize for not having a more recent photo. http://www.recipeforayoungbody.com/old_woman_cellcook.jpg
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